Want to avoid using public restrooms right now? I do too. I never had penis envy until the coronavirus pandemic took away all the places I could easily pee when I was away from home. No matter our genitalia, as we all navigate the current circumstances—opting for road travel over airline flights, meeting friends for socially distanced outside playdates—we have to eliminate our waste somewhere including, as a last resort, outdoors.
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So, these are super useful if you spend a lot of time outdoors where you would normally have to squat to pee Worked well. Easy to use.